Thursday, January 8, 2009

Bailout

It's early. Here is something to get the juices flowing.

The porn industry has asked for a bailout. I'm going to ask for a bailout at this rate. Apparently, people are depressed and not having sex and therefore the porn industry is to the rescue but...is broke. Obviously, if you are broke...no one is spending money on what you have to offer. Or you are producing much more than is being appreciated. If no one is buying what you are making...no one wants it or they are sick of seeing Paris Hilton. Find a new career, porn is out.

If you are really depressed, so depressed you don't feel like having sex and you seek to fix that problem by watching porn rather than...doing it with an actual person then that is what is really depressing. Don't go virtual, that's weird...not to mention insulting on several levels.

If America bails out the porn industry, I am next in line. Not to mention we are all going to hell if it does happen.

A.

1 comment:

Nicolette said...

Why the hell were you writing a blog at 5 in the morning. Weirdo.